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Exchanging porn

Friend: You got the stuff?
Me: Yeah, I got the stuff. You got the money?
Friend: No, you don’t see the money ’till I see the stuff.
Me: You got Negima?
Friend: Yeah, I got Negima. You got what I asked for?
Me: Yeah, here. *hands CD to “Friend”* 428MB of doujins. Only a few don’t have sexual content, but are still pretty awesome.
Friend: Here’s you Negima. *hands Negima 7 to Me* What else you got?
Me: I got Haruhi Suzumiya #1. The manga.
Friend: Sweet. *takes two books*
Me: Hey, motherfucker! Guardian Hearts #1 is mine!
Friend: Yeah, yeah! I’m sorry, okay?

Well, the exchange wasn’t really like this, but I did, indeed, exchange pornography during Geometry (Good thing my teacher didn’t catch me!). Thank goodness, as well as the inventor of, CDs. hm, it really wasn’t an “exchange.” He gave me a number of hentai sites, but, really, when I looked them up, it was heterosexual (straight) porn. No yuri, futanari, or lolicon. Ugh. I am a guy, and I hate blokes (other guys, British slang) in my porn.

Have you ever done a weird exchange?

Video with the first few lines of the conversation.

(Just kidding, but it’s from the same episode)

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Nerd quiz

I wish I had some anime to watch. Any suggestions?

Just a little more…

Hayasaki-san has found a benefit of Figma figures. Personally, I can’t stand Figmas. The joints ruin the look of the figure and, therefore, makes it ugly. I’d buy one if they were to find a way to hide the joints, however. But, right now, I can’t stand them; I think they’re overrated.

Anyway, it’s a hilarious sketch - sorta like a blooper. ^^

Kotobukiya strikes again

*drools over keyboard*

な何？あなたの原因何ですか？私は忙しいよ！え？？ハンバーガーがとぶですよ！

Anyway… Kotobukiya strikes me again. This is an amazing figure of the amazing girl Suzumiya Haruhi-sama. Arggh!! If only I had money. Maybe it’ll be at Kawaii Kon?

今日のセックスして音！

もうひとつよ！

Please read this if you are wondering what this song is about.

今日の kyou no today’s
セックスして sekkusushite sexy + conjuction shite
音 oto sound

today’s sexy sound, or more accurately Today is the sound of sex. Used sarcastically and in a humorous manner. Intended to be used that way, anyway.

もう mou more; again; soon; already
ひとつ hitotsu one (not the number one)
よ yo particle, similar to an exclamation point (!)

again one, or more accurately Another one.

うまく音が。

でも、それはわずらわしい。

Because this girl sounds like a minor (I though she was an adult), I would like to explain that this is a so-called “song” by the musical ensemble and doujin circle IOSYS for the game Touhou Project. Not even I know why they wrote this, but I thought it was fucking hilarious, which is why I posted it. This song is most likely the song above, but played in the background with another of IOSYS’ songs, Marisa stole the precious thing.

The video that is a combination of both songs is most likely fan-made, and more hilarious than the first.

うまく umaku (adv) clever; nice
音 oto sound
が ga subject marker, as in “that which does this”

clever/nice sound, or more accurately “The sound that is nice” or “Good music.” Used to make the reader think that they will actually like this song. One of my favorites things is to introduce weird songs to people, and hear who much they hate it. It’s funny. It’s in Japanese, but… I don’t give shit.