Exchanging porn

Friend: You got the stuff?
Me: Yeah, I got the stuff. You got the money?
Friend: No, you don’t see the money ’till I see the stuff.
Me: You got Negima?
Friend: Yeah, I got Negima. You got what I asked for?
Me: Yeah, here. *hands CD to “Friend”* 428MB of doujins. Only a few don’t have sexual content, but are still pretty awesome.
Friend: Here’s you Negima. *hands Negima 7 to Me* What else you got?
Me: I got Haruhi Suzumiya #1. The manga.
Friend: Sweet. *takes two books*
Me: Hey, motherfucker! Guardian Hearts #1 is mine!
Friend: Yeah, yeah! I’m sorry, okay?

Well, the exchange wasn’t really like this, but I did, indeed, exchange pornography during Geometry (Good thing my teacher didn’t catch me!). Thank goodness, as well as the inventor of, CDs. hm, it really wasn’t an “exchange.” He gave me a number of hentai sites, but, really, when I looked them up, it was heterosexual (straight) porn. No yuri, futanari, or lolicon. Ugh. I am a guy, and I hate blokes (other guys, British slang) in my porn.

Have you ever done a weird exchange?

Video with the first few lines of the conversation.

(Just kidding, but it’s from the same episode)

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November 8th, 2008 | Leave a Comment

Nerd quiz

What Be Your Nerd Type?
Your Result: Science/Math Nerd
 

(Absolute Insane Laughter as you pour toxic chemicals into a foaming tub of death!)

Well, maybe you aren’t this extreme, but you’re in league with the crazy scientists/mathmeticians of today. Very few people have the talent of math and science is something takes a lot of brains as well. Thank whosever God you worship, or don’t worship, so thank no deity whatsoever in your case, for you people! Most of us would have died off without your help.

Social Nerd
 
Gamer/Computer Nerd
 
Literature Nerd
 
Anime Nerd
 
Artistic Nerd
 
Musician
 
Drama Nerd
 
What Be Your Nerd Type?
Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

I wish I had some anime to watch. Any suggestions?

November 3rd, 2008 | Leave a Comment

Just a little more…

Hayasaki-san has found a benefit of Figma figures. Personally, I can’t stand Figmas. The joints ruin the look of the figure and, therefore, makes it ugly. I’d buy one if they were to find a way to hide the joints, however. But, right now, I can’t stand them; I think they’re overrated.

Anyway, it’s a hilarious sketch - sorta like a blooper. ^^

November 2nd, 2008 | Leave a Comment

Kotobukiya strikes again

*drools over keyboard*

な何?あなたの原因何ですか?私は忙しいよ!え??ハンバーガーがとぶですよ!

Anyway… Kotobukiya strikes me again. This is an amazing figure of the amazing girl Suzumiya Haruhi-sama. Arggh!! If only I had money. Maybe it’ll be at Kawaii Kon?

November 2nd, 2008 | Leave a Comment

School Rumble 7

Read it a few hours ago… things are getting interesting. Yakumo Tsukamoto is my favorite girl, and I’m really glad that she’s getting more involved in the story (should I be happy that she’s getting more into Harima-san’s life?…)

I just wonder… and here’s spoilers, so read for your own sake… what do think as Harima and Yakumo as a couple? Back when Harima had a beard, I thought it would be weird for him to even get a girl, but now that he’s shaved and more confident about his *hair*, he seems more respectable than before… you know, this may sound crazy, but I don’t want to see Yakumo hurt. Call me crazy, but I really don’t want to see her get hurt… it’s a manga and all, but, y’know, that doesn’t mean a person can’t fall for a certain character.

Sawachika Eri-sama is also falling for Harima as well. Volume 6, which I had finished a few minutes before starting volume 7, was sort of surprising when Sawachika-sama and Harima-san were dancing at the end. The tragic thing about this manga is that Sawachika-sama is getting less and less attractive (by comparison). I just wonder what will happen to Harima-san? Tenma-chan is as clueless as usual, Ichijo-san is falling for… that guy, whatever the hell his name is. Hanai-san is… barely involved, and Takano-san and that other girl (I forget her name ^^) are…, well, making scarce appearances.


She doesn’t look this good anymore… waauuggghhhh!

While Sawachika-sama doesn’t look cute in a school uniform, she still looks “uber” sexy in her shooting range outfit. She also seems to be moving away from the group (Tenma and those others)… she’s more involved with Harima, but seems less involved with everyone else. Not only that, but she also seems to know guys. I found this surprising: a guy “picked her up” and took her home (as in, drove her home). I mean, who the hell is this guy? I thought it was Harima-san, but… nope. Who the hell does this guy think this guy is?? Or something?

Still love School Rumble as much as the first time I read it. It doesn’t have as much jokes as the early volumes, but it’s still silly enough to make me laugh.

October 20th, 2008 | Leave a Comment

A funny contradiction

We all know what the FCC is, right? Well, if you don’t, then here’s the gist of it:

The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is an independent United States government agency. The FCC was established by the Communications Act of 1934 and is charged with regulating interstate and international communications by radio, television, wire, satellite and cable. The FCC’s jurisdiction covers the 50 states, the District of Columbia, and U.S. possessions.

Right, so there’s a communications regulation agency of the U.S. government. They handle things like what can be said or displayed on public television (television that doesn’t need a subscription; for example, Cartoon Network can be viewed for free, whereas you have to pay extra for Showtime). The contradiction is this video:

If you click on it, it says you must be over 18 to view it. Funny… it’s a television ad. The FCC approved of it, yet some silly monkey went and marked the video as adult content. It’s funny what some people do, don’t you agree?

October 9th, 2008 | 7 Comments

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