Exchanging porn
Friend: You got the stuff?
Me: Yeah, I got the stuff. You got the money?
Friend: No, you don’t see the money ’till I see the stuff.
Me: You got Negima?
Friend: Yeah, I got Negima. You got what I asked for?
Me: Yeah, here. *hands CD to “Friend”* 428MB of doujins. Only a few don’t have sexual content, but are still pretty awesome.
Friend: Here’s you Negima. *hands Negima 7 to Me* What else you got?
Me: I got Haruhi Suzumiya #1. The manga.
Friend: Sweet. *takes two books*
Me: Hey, motherfucker! Guardian Hearts #1 is mine!
Friend: Yeah, yeah! I’m sorry, okay?
Well, the exchange wasn’t really like this, but I did, indeed, exchange pornography during Geometry (Good thing my teacher didn’t catch me!). Thank goodness, as well as the inventor of, CDs. hm, it really wasn’t an “exchange.” He gave me a number of hentai sites, but, really, when I looked them up, it was heterosexual (straight) porn. No yuri, futanari, or lolicon. Ugh. I am a guy, and I hate blokes (other guys, British slang) in my porn.
Have you ever done a weird exchange?
Video with the first few lines of the conversation.
(Just kidding, but it’s from the same episode)
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